Visual Muse Has Left Me

sigh....The whole point of this blog is, well the title really says it all, my Visual Muse ( I call her Mabel) has deserted me.

I need to tempt her back.

Because she's gone awal, my paintings have suffered, all of the ones i've recently painted have ended up looking like i've gathered up some material, likened to what would come out of the backside of a cow, and splattered it on the canvas..nice eh? And it's not me being super critical..they really do look crap.

I suppose in writing this, I'm hoping to make her jealous, by giving my Wordy Muse ( Victor) something to chew on...and boy isn't he a hungry blighter!

But at the moment, ..no sign of her......i've browsed Tailcast and the net looking at artwork, throwing out a bit of bait to see if I can reel her back in...but alas...nothing.
Knowing her she's probably in a ditch somewhere sniffing oil paint and white spirit. I really do need her back soon, Victor is giving me a pounding head ache...blah blah blah *SHUT UP VICTOR!*

Sigh, is there anyone out there who can lend some advice in how to get her back, my sacral chakra is blocked without her!

Simple Things

This is a truly momentous occasion! Whilst browsing my catalogue of work on Tailcast (I know I'm plugging this a lot but..it is good stuff) I managed to actually see a comment made on one of my poems....BEFORE the email that would have notified me of said comment arrived in my inbox! ^_^ ......... how cool is that! ........what!?.......sorry, simple things for simple minds I guess.

Anyway I'm off to chase some butterflies...

Start

Okay, i'm not sure what on Earth i'm gonna be posting here in the future, but it's guaranteed to be something arty farty, pertaining to Tailcast, or at least something marginally creative...I hope.

Hmmm, it's rather strange sitting here typing words, in effect talking to myself, in case anyone is reading this......HELP IM TRAPPED IN YOUR COMPUTER.............ahem, just kidding....err, I suppose a quick intro on my part would be adequate, but since I don't really feel up to any major typing*, i'll leave you (...assuming there is a "You") with some bullet points:

>Name: Chris (probably figured that out by now)
>Age: 22
> Hair: Yes
> Eyes: Two of them
>Sex:.....i'm not even going to make that joke...though I suppose I could have used "Gender"..meh
>Superpower: Pyschic Skittles
>Interesting Facts: I have a degree, I can play the didgeridoo, I can juggle flaming knives whilst performing back flips and reciting Hamlet's soliloquy backwards and in Latin.....okay that may not be a "fact", but it sounds interesting..right?



* It's super hot where I live right now, something quite rare in England, where weather usually ranges from rain to slight drizzle.


P.S. Reading this back I clearly do not know the difference between these pointy triangle things " > " and bullet points " . "

Thank you that is all.